I don’t know if mom can tell that kitty is high as balls or not but
When we were chillin outside kdays done guy was smitten with her and shared a smoke with us and now kitty is resting an entire bowl of cantaloupe

Doing puberty over again isn’t so bad sometimes

http://kyrianne.tumblr.com/post/92561514566/misterracoon-roachpatrol-yeah-seriously-tell

misterracoon:

roachpatrol:

yeah seriously tell us how wizardry’s done in the new world tell me how the wizards from france and spain and britain stamped out the brujos and the medicine men and set up their own schools tell me what the fuck the british raj did to fucking india…

that summarizes completely why my interest in hp dwindled Thank you
bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(via thehurminator)

AWWWW burd

Lmao I found a lighter on the ground outside the exhibition and a girl on this bus needed ur so I have it to her after sharing a donut with her earlier and now everyone is fuckin laughing holy shit

Sharing mini donuts with strangers all the way home is my favorite post of this job.

Just served a huge native dude who looked like be was going to eat my entire head if I didn’t give him everything for free after telling him the prices of things

Fiiiiiive more hours on this shift
Been a cozy day so far

wolvensnothere:

thepurposeofplaying:

alljustletters:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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thank you for sharing it with us

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

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Oh my god

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yay frog gifs creatures

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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snoop makes me so happy