Chillin at the therapists waiting room thing
Got two hours if sleep and y’all know I can barely function on like five
Hoping I can have a nap when we get home from the pre-op thing

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

(via 3ft-crow)

that's the cutest thing I've seen all day

You ever clip someone out of your life and feel so good afterward you feel kind of bad for feeling so great

every time I think about them though I get real annoyed and want to scream shut the fuck up no one cares really loudly at then
dar omg no gfyhjn i only saw bits of that movie and nearly shat myself

LITERALLY AS I TYPED THIS POST A SCARE HAPPENED AND I POOPED A BIT

countluna

"I can’t sleep.

Better watch Quarantine.”

another brilliant idea

Anonymous said: Just delete your blog goddamn

Might keep it around just to spite you friend

Anonymous

Anyways. Thank you all for your words of encouragement. I’m still really tired and grouchy today but I bought this Adventure Time game and I’m gonna play that and that’ll cheer me up

I shaved down my following list from like 250 to 149 or so, so that should also help. gonna try less porn and less social justice on my dash—as important as sj is it gets really tiring

Mom bugs the shit out of me while I’m trying to play mario kart

gets offended when I quietly get up and leave without making a fuss

"DON’T GO AWAY MAD"

I'm not even that upset I just am done playing mario kart and am done being tickled

reverberata:

eveningascent:

I have become reliable enough at my job that coworkers are coming to me asking if I can take their shifts

\o/

victory for me

And Godzilla figurines

I have become reliable enough at my job that coworkers are coming to me asking if I can take their shifts

\o/

victory for me

I need all the shifts I can get little ones yes bring me all your shifts I need to be able to fund my variuos addictions like video games and fancy dildos